Geology Geek Mugs

'Rock historian.'

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Show-off.'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Politically correct pumice.

Tear Along this Line.

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

'San Fransisco. April 19th 1906. 5.13am.' (extinction of the dinosaurs)

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

'I'm sorry. You must've gotten the tectonic plate.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'

'There's nothing I can do about your dentures. Tectonic plates always split apart.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Ants fleeing a tiny volcano

The Problem

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

the end is high...

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

Weekend Forecast

'If I hang in there long enough, erosion will get me back on top.'

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

How Glaciations Begin

"Well, would you believe a sinkhole ate my homework?"

"The crust is definitely shrinking."

Chaos

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'So the Ice Age did start suddenly then.'

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk, here, is a stalactite nut."