Geology Geeks Mugs

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

The High Line at Giza

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"