Geometry Geeks Mugs

"Are you married to the name?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"He gets easily abstracted."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

The High Line at Giza

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Jewish Geometry

When Cells Divide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

How Glaciations Begin

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"