Geometry Lover Mugs

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'I was hoping for something more geodesic.'

Chicken

"It's so informal!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Maths is fun!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.