Geometry Lover Mugs

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

'I was hoping for something more geodesic.'

Chicken

"It's so informal!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Maths is fun!'

Graduation Speech.

Jewish Geometry

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'People, get a half-life!'