Geometry Aficionado Mugs

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Solid Geometry Dog.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Maths is fun!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

The Physiciatrist...

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!