Geometry Aficionado Gifts

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Solid Geometry Dog.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

Jewish Geometry

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

The Physiciatrist...

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"