Math Aficionado Gifts

'I...2...many...'

'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'

"Our math class took a field trip to the stock exchange where we learned about negative numbers."

Brain Crash

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

'I really enjoy contributing to the advanced mathematics online forum, but the login process is ridiculous!'

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

Count of Monte Cristo

"What's three minus three?"

"Huh. I did not see that coming."

Pi fight!

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'My mother says umpteenth a lot. How much is that?'

Help me Rhombus

Ego is memory times consciousness over and over again.

'Hence, there is a direct relationship between how the ball bounces and the way the cookie crumbles.'

Euclidean Dog.

Bookstore. Books for Dummies 50% off. Would you like some help with the math?

Home Schooled On The Range

"The numbers don't lie - we have accountants to do that."

Inventing Numbers

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

Scientist.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."