Calculation Aficionado Gifts

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Albert Einstein

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Simply put.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"