Calculator Enthusiast Gifts

'I think that's right, but let me check.'

Accountant job

'1 divided by 9 equals 0.11' - '9 times 0.11 equals 0.99' - 'Mum! My calculator is stealing from me again!' - 'Go play outside, sweetheart.'

'This calculator is no good for my economics class. It has room for only eight digits in the read out window. We're studying the Federal deficit so I'll need at least fifteen digits.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'No wonder you can't hear anything. You're plugged into your calculator.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"... Maths? Isn't that what people had to do before they discovered calculators?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Maths is fun!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."