Calculation Lover Gifts

Watch Salesman

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Math Dreams

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Graduation Speech.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Recession mathematical equation.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

I love maths.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

Lesser Known Digits of Pi