Math Lover Gifts

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

If/Then

Graduation Speech.

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

'I think your son shows aptitude for becoming a pollster. After each Math answer he writes 'plus or minus 10%.''

I love maths.

Big Theory Math and Engineering Pub.

'Algebra is like arithmetic, only X-rated.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

A Rhombus.

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

'Your theory's flawed - But it does have potential as a pop song.'

Recycling center for Klein bottles.

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Ah ha! Every particle of matter attracts every other particle with a force proportional to product of the masses and to the inverse square of the distance...OUCH!"

'Call me Euclid.'

'Where did I put my aspirin?'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

An old man with a mobius loop

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

'I got 100 in arithmetic today and I still failed. The answer was 200.'

"For homework, do all the problems on page 36 and don't forget to convert to dog years."

'Wrong, Mr. Kelly. And might I add that 'rectum' is not the answer to any mathematics problem.'

Dog squared equals...

'They say that sarcasm is not a proper rebuttal to an equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Look on the bright side, at least the educational system's working!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'