Mathematics Lover Gifts

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"He's a bright little spark, isn't he?"

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'More or less?'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Mathematicians' put down.

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

Theoretical mathematician proving why he's had all he can take.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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