Mathematics Lover Pillows

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"He's a bright little spark, isn't he?"

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

'More or less?'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Mathematicians' put down.

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Think Tank

'190 divided by two...'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.