Math Whiz Lover Pillows

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."