Math Whiz Lover Prints

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."