Maths Enthusiast Prints

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

2+2= ABC

'Tax.'

'Maths is fun!'

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

Gottfried Leibniz

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math Dreams

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."