Math Enthusiasts Prints

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

Common Core Family Therapy

'Solve it? You mean without any smart phone app?'

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"How many ounces are in a pound, and, if I may, I'd like to ask a follow-up question?"

"I'm always surprised at the amount of English Usage inspired by the Math Preview section of the ACT."

E-Z pass. Hard Pass

If Jesus Had Taught Common Core

"Don't wait up. Its a job in Athens."

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

'Two, three, five, seven...all the prime numbers there are.'

Bank Closed for Staff Training: 'One and one is two. Two and two is four...'

School Maths Test - 42 42 42 'The Government does seem a bit obsessed.'

"Someone must have hacked into my calculator app."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Albert Einstein

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.