Math Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

'Solve it? You mean without any smart phone app?'

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"How many ounces are in a pound, and, if I may, I'd like to ask a follow-up question?"

"I'm always surprised at the amount of English Usage inspired by the Math Preview section of the ACT."

E-Z pass. Hard Pass

"Don't wait up. Its a job in Athens."

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

'Two, three, five, seven...all the prime numbers there are.'

Bank Closed for Staff Training: 'One and one is two. Two and two is four...'

School Maths Test - 42 42 42 'The Government does seem a bit obsessed.'

"Someone must have hacked into my calculator app."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math Dreams

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."