Math Lovers Prints

'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'

Mathematics.

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

Mr. and Mrs. Venn's Birth Announcement

The World's Smartest Dog

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Math Dreams

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Maths is fun!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.