Math Whiz Kid Prints

'Ten years old is the new five years old, so technically, I shouldn't even be learning this stuff yet.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Think Tank