Calculation Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your calculation connoisseur? Our collection features witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for numbers, formulas, and mathematical mastery. Perfect for those who see the world through a numerical lens, these items combine humor and intelligence in every design, making them ideal for mathematicians, teachers, students, or anyone who finds joy in calculations. Surprise a math enthusiast with a gift that they’ll appreciate daily, blending wit and a love for numbers effortlessly.

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"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables."

"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables." mockup

"My whole life passed before my eyes except the part where I learned the multiplication tables."

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data." mockup

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

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"Roger never does anything spontaneous, not even human combustion."

"Roger never does anything spontaneous, not even human combustion." mockup

"Roger never does anything spontaneous, not even human combustion."

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'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.'

'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.' mockup

'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.'

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The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

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'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!' mockup

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

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"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation." mockup

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

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"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much." mockup

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

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"Stan, I may have miscalculated the potential energy... Stan?"

"Stan, I may have miscalculated the potential energy... Stan?" mockup

"Stan, I may have miscalculated the potential energy... Stan?"

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Math Dreams

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.' mockup

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.' mockup

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

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"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?" mockup

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.' mockup

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

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'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!' mockup

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

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'I forgot the question.'

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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I love maths.

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'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.' mockup

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

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'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.' mockup

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

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"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

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