Calculator Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Math Dreams

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I forgot the question.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

I love maths.

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Abandoned Euro symbol

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

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"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

Blaise Pascal

"I miscounted."

Euro crisis bailout.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."