Calculator Guru Gifts

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

Math Dreams

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Have you been working out?"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I love maths.

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Tariff Adjustment

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'