Calculator Guru T-Shirts

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

Math Dreams

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Have you been working out?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I love maths.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Tariff Adjustment

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

Geek Intuition

"Of course - why didn't I think of that?"