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'I'm not too sure about that.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Punctuation Police

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The best financial decision I ever made.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Dating an English Major

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

A Day In The Kitchen

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Stick them up...'