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'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

"Be rational."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Jewish Geometry

HAPPYDELL ELEMENTARY, 'Plane geometry is hard enough -- what will fancy geometry be like?'

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

One of Euclid's Earlier Propositions.

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'She always has to be right.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

The geometry of everyday life

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Wrecked-angle.

Hares looking at Euclid

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

The community frowned upon William for being a polygonist.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'Maths is fun!'

'They squared the wagons. Can they do that?'

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

"I wish Pythagoras would play outside like other children instead of spending all day on his protractor trying to come up with a theorem!"

Secrecy from within the Pentagon

"Man, I really need to get back into shape."

"Noah bought the biggest protractor I've ever seen. Says he gonna use it to make an enormous arc."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Möbius Comic Strip

Sylvette David

When mathematicians turn bad.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"A penny for your thoughts." "Why Euclid had no friends."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.