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"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

'Well, technically, the Ural Mountains are located on the Earth, but I wanted you to be a bit more specific.'

Entering Athens, Georgia - The Athens of Georgia

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'Wales covers an area roughly the size of Wales.'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'What are these small rivers called that flow into the Nile?'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Man looking confused picking Australia as the USA

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Polelitically Incorrect

"I was doing okay 'til I got to the mountain ranges. Then it became a real uphill battle."

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"Baldo, where as the Himalayas?"

"Don't tell me that you've been to a certain frozen food retailer named after a Nordic Island country in order to purchase supplies of a particular brand of biscuit named after an aquatic, flightless bird living almost exclusively in the southern hemisphe

'Thank goodness.'

"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."

You are here (Man under huge 'x').

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Sorry he's unavailable. He's in the middle of Cornwall.'

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

'We were sort of hoping that the Promised Land would be somewhere OUTSIDE the Middle East.'

"Wasn't 15˚ 24'9" North, 30˚ East 10'7" last Thursday's walk?"

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

Will you take a czech?

'You might want to have a dermatologist look at those Rockies.'

"H think I should get part marks for 'East Virginia'."

"I have a terrible pain in the middle east."

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

Boy and girl discussing thier holiday work tasks