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Cautionary Tale

The View of Syria

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

US and the EU

Trump Poutine

G7 Summit Concern

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Viva Belarus!

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Myanmar coup

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Nato Membership

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Democracy, okay?'

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Trump's America"

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"