Geo-political Guru Gifts

Cautionary Tale

The View of Syria

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Trump Poutine

US and the EU

G7 Summit Concern

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Intolerable

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Backstabber Express: Trump

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Myanmar coup

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Obama's Top Shelf Tastes

Viva Belarus!

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Nato Membership

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Democracy, okay?'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."