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Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

'Careful, Jake. I think he's gettin' ideas.'

"He's so full of ideas!"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'C'mon get it straight.'

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

ACME Balloon Company.

'Maths is fun!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Let's Celebrate

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry