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Man rolling ball up a hill

'May I present Sir Isaac Newton. He claims to have discovered something big.'

What Newton didn't see.

The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment.'

'Newton discovers comedy'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'I think you've discovered something here, Sir Isaac!'

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head...Hope he'll be OK...'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Gravity - What good is it?

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"Hey! How come we're not moving?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

Physics in everyday life...

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Apples for sale

"Bonk!"

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"