Glacier Guru T-Shirts

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"The glaciers are angry."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

If nobody had invented graphics

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I could do that.'

ACME Balloon Company.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"