Glacier Guru Prints

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"The glaciers are angry."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Apples for sale

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I could do that.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

ACME Balloon Company.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"