Graphics Guru Prints

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'C'mon get it straight.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I could do that.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

ACME Balloon Company.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Maths is fun!'

The Rise of Modern Art

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Let's Celebrate

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Jewish Geometry

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

But under a different accounting convention ...