Graphic Design Guru Prints

"I'll be done with this chapter on copyright infringement when I rip a few more graphics from the internet."

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

Clean Up with Iraqi Ethnic Cleansing

Bragging Area: 'Post Graphic Here'

Lance, is that a picture of you before a lifetime of excess? No, it's a picture of me after an hour of Photoshop.

Will work for a larger font.

'It's a great new 'superhero' idea. I call him 'Ordinary man'. Whenever there's trouble, he runs into a phone booth and calls the cops.'

"I told you not to write our help sign in comic sans!"

"Ghah! I've got so many photoshop layers open, that the layer numbers have started at zero again!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!