Graphic Design Guru Pillows

"I'll be done with this chapter on copyright infringement when I rip a few more graphics from the internet."

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

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'It's a great new 'superhero' idea. I call him 'Ordinary man'. Whenever there's trouble, he runs into a phone booth and calls the cops.'

"I told you not to write our help sign in comic sans!"

"Ghah! I've got so many photoshop layers open, that the layer numbers have started at zero again!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

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