Graphic Design Geek Pillows

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Why Cows Leave Home