Design Geek Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Stop now and get some new ideas.

'No - no - no - Cassina! These are 'Surfaces' - they're not for putting things on.'

'And I say he's our top designer!'

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'C'mon get it straight.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

If nobody had invented graphics

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."