Technology Geek Pillows

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Nano a Nano"

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Colonoscopy.

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'

"My activity tracker helps me reach my goal of 10 steps per day."

Earth's first science fair.

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"I told you I was working late, why don't you ever believe me?"

Ancient man with modern weapons.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Killer Robots

'It's the Vikings, sire! They've obtained the technology to build pitching machines!'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."

'I call it. . . ze Peace Ray!!'

"Well, artificial intelligence tells employees like you that your performance needs improvement."

Barbarian on the horn.

Firing Squad

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

We've got fire - who needs anything else?...We've got a simple internal combustion engine...'

'That's ok - my ringtone is a hacking cough.'

'Give me all of your batteries.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'