Technology Nerd Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'You mean in the time it took me to walk from the counter to here this device has become obsolete?'

My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Evolution of the Hat

Institute of Time Travel

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."

"Here's the tablets I told you about, Mo'...there's no upgrades planned, but they do come with cloud support."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

WiFi Signals

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Very good and to the point.'