Smart Tech Geek Pillows

'It's my new EyeWatch'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Digital Fomo!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS