Smart Tech Geek Gifts

'It's my new EyeWatch'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Digital Fomo!

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'