Tech Geek Gifts

8000BC invention of the printing process.

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'His breed is 'data retriever'.'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

Wine Factory

'Well Sir, I think we've finally gotten the virus out of the office computers.'

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

Solar powered defibrillator

'...Then simply press to reveal where all the roads lead to!'

Computer powered by an exercise bike.

When dogs no longer have delivery trucks to chase...

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

Back To School Supplies.

Hybrid SUV

Maid vaccuums data spill.

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division