Technology Geeks Gifts

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

Shavuot - Like!

"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

'Tom learned how to make fire last week.'

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

(Sigh) Nobody cares about my wish list.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the author"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Elfie Stick

Moses' Tablet

If nobody had invented graphics

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"