Technology Geeks Gifts

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

'I've developed a new cable for congressional press conferences. I call it fibber optics.'

Shavuot - Like!

"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

'Tom learned how to make fire last week.'

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

(Sigh) Nobody cares about my wish list.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Elfie Stick

Moses' Tablet

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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Big screen TV falling through floor

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"