Tech Geeks Gifts

"Batteries not included."

The Technology Revolution

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

21st armored segway division.

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

I-deaf TV for Dads.

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

Ironmongers

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"It's a quantum car, and it...gets us there instantly."

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"I've bought you the decaf flat white you ordered via the smart speaker."

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

The Robot's Trophy

Sound system for mobiles.

Plasma Screen

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"That couple has been joined at the hip since I was a kid."

'We've designer a driverless car that doesn't involve a religious experience.'

"Visit us on spacebook."

"Hi there! Can I help explain this cartoon to you?"