Tech Nerds Gifts

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

The self-driving boom changes everything.

You go ahead - I already downloaded all The Pied Piper's songs online.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Obsession with the Internet.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

WiFi Signals

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor