Tech Nerds Mugs

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

The self-driving boom changes everything.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Take me to your computer.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."