Digital Nerd Gifts

"Ron tells me you've gone digital"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

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WiFi Signals

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Very good and to the point.'

Corporate Greed.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

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Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."