Digital Nerd Gifts

"Ron tells me you've gone digital"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

WiFi Signals

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Very good and to the point.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Corporate Greed.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Pickle

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

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Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now