Gadget Nerd Gifts

What do you think of my new e-reader – The Yodel? 1984. Intriguing. But what's the point? With books, you can tell what someone is reading. It let's the reader advertise his tastes and the onlooker judge the reader. But now with most e-readers. Enter the Yodel. it satisfies the most basic yearning to market yourself and judge other people. I think you can actually read book on it too but we're still working out the bugs. Sure, it's first generation.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Digital Fomo!

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

Useless add-ons.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."