Modern Gadget Geek Gifts

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'There's nothing on.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Digital Fomo!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"We don't talk anymore."

Connected to Technology.

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Large print e-book.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'