Modern Gadget Geek Gifts

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'There's nothing on.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Digital Fomo!

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"We don't talk anymore."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"